"Beauty, brains, and a complete psycho. My dream girl."

“I’m sympathetic to the decent and hapless footsoldier into whose lap falls the unenviable duty of carrying out fubar policies.”

“Just how far up your ass is your head?!”

“Torture injures everyone who comes into contact with it and corrodes the country that abides it.”

“Justice is a jagged road.”

“I'll make sure you go away for so long, they'll be planting tomatoes on Mars by the time you get out.”

“Oh, the Patriot Act. I read that in its original title, 1984.”