"Nonononono…! You don't see anything…"

"A man who had a heart attack while he was alone in his house was saved when his dog brought him the phone s…"

"...You shouldn't clap, that a lie... I like to tell lies. According to Shakira, hips don't lie. Which makes…"

"I think what he went through as a child was very heavy. He never got over his mother leaving his father, an…"

"Government want to tell you things you can't say because they're against the law, or you can't say this bec…"

"Let me say that I do not watch my works often. I focus on my job and I just let it be. You have no control …"

"Or I get my navel fluff out and weave it into wigs so that fleas can act out Victorian melodramas."