"Two is company; three is fifty bucks."

"I'm so glad I didn't ruin a man's life by marrying him."

"First round,'Cat' |teacher"

"The Inquisitor is the forgiving father, the scientific materialist, and the social engineer. He is the most…"

"I think I was born to dance. That’s what my grandmother told me. So it was always in my system."

"I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged f…"

"Watching NASCAR with my wife is like taking a test. Every single turn, she has a question. Now, here's the …"