"I didn't get to masturbate this morning, and I've been dying to, so I've gotta go."

"Neither a person nor a nation can exist without some higher idea. And there is only one higher idea on eart…"

"A brush with death always helps us to live our lives better."

"Monument including Pike's tomb"

"Nothing is so well calculated to produce a death-like torpor in the country as an extended system of taxati…"

"I thank you sir for your generous sympathy, but I die the death I always prayed for, the death of a soldier…"

"The accepted theory that the serpent is evil cannot be substantiated. It has long been viewed as the emblem…"