"Fella comes walking toward me. Only got no pants on. So I said, ‘Suzanne, what's going on?’"

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“I think some bacteria have better lives than that”

“If you had 5 photos of anuses, I could not point mine out”

“Now Hilda, she was your bog standard old woman.”

“You know that guy Richard Blackwood? He went in for a colonic, live TV. Never seen again.”

“Whats good with a holiday right.. say if you work in a factory from 8 in the morning till 8 at night, packin socks into a rubber bag right.. between 8 and.. what time did i say he finishes?”

“If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about. - Karl interprets the phrase Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.”

Resonant Thoughts

"The awful thing is that beauty is mysterious as well as terrible. God and the devil are fighting there and the battlefield is the heart of man."

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Literature1871–1922

#war

"I'm going to change the way martial arts is viewed. I'm going to change the game. I'm going to change the way people approach fighting."

— Conor McGregor

Art1988

#art

"As long as we reported on Iraqi casualties the Americans were quiet. But when we showed American prisoners and the dead, U.S. authorities went crazy. They were trying to show their people that this is…"

— Samir Khader

Mathematics

#life

"I think Terrell will catch hell at the sound of the bell. He's going around saying that he's a championship-fighter, but when he meets me he fall 20 pound lighter. He thinks that he's the real heavy w…"

— Muhammad Ali

Social Activism1769–1849

#art