Patricia de Leon (actress)

"Why do they think "fat dyke" is an insult? To me that means, "I'm-a eat fried chicken and pussy."

"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, y…"

"An actor's a guy, who if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening."

"Rather than attempting to solve every problem by growing the economy, we need to focus instead on meeting r…"

"Living with kids is like living in a frat house... everything's broken, nobody sleeps, and there's alot of …"

"To the people in the bathroom: How's it going in there?"