Shelley Long

"We covered "Hey Jude." My father panicked, misunderstanding the lyrics and thinking our lead singer was bel…"

"I wouldn't put a date on that pancake day anyway, just av 'em when you want, have it when you want. There's…"

"I can't express anger. That's my problem. I just grow a tumor instead."

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy, they are not evil by choice. Tha…"

"So I was watchin David Attenborough.. he makes his money out of flies and that dun' he"

"The film needs to be slower and duller at the start so that the viewers who walked into the wrong theatre h…"