"I woke up one morning, asked me if I slept good. I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."

"What's great about them is that anybody can go into them and find a book and borrow it free of charge and r…"

"I have never had an experience , and that includes 'Jurassic Park,' of what it feels like to be a character…"

"I'm very proud of being Jewish. It means I have a good work ethic, and you get Jewish humour and you're all…"

"And parents, some old fashioned kitchen wisdom for dealing with those lice: take your child and cover his h…"

"After Bill is exhausted at a baseball fantasy camp, walking crooked."

"Everything that’s difficult you should be able to laugh about."