Frankie Howerd

"What goes 0-300 in less than 2 seconds? Your mother on a scale."

"I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when the…"

"I'm a — I'm a, um, a godmother which is just, that's fun to be a godmother, she is so precious, she's the l…"

"Of course he wasn't dead. He could never be dead until she herself had finished feeling and thinking. The k…"

"You don't know what I'm up against. Because it's full of, of, of things that are only correct because they'…"

"I went on to say that 'I hoped he would abide by the long-standing principle of the always telling 'truth t…"