Ricky Gervais

"You have options. You can either continue to be miserable or you can just stop being angry at everyone and accept the way things are. Allow yourself to live."

"I think a comedian's job isn't just to make people laugh. I think it's to make people think."

"Why don’t you believe in God? I get that question all the time. I always try to give a sensitive, reasoned answer. This is usually awkward, time consuming and pointless. People who believe in God don’…"

"It’s awful to think of people eating dogs, but some people eat pork. I don’t, but some people do. And a pig is just like a dog, there is no difference between them."

"Science seeks the truth. And it does not discriminate. For better or worse it finds things out. Science is humble. It knows what it knows and it knows what it doesn’t know. It bases its conclusions an…"

"The truth doesn’t hurt. Whatever it is, it doesn’t hurt. It’s better to know the truth."

"If there is a god, why did he make me an atheist? That was his first mistake. Well, the talking snake was his first mistake."

"Animals are not here for us to do as we please with. We are not their superiors, we are their equals. We are their family. Be kind to them."